sasuke kitty prt1

"sasuke can i try a jutsu on you?"

"Shur not like its going to work."

"Okay" he did a bunch of hand sighns and then poof. i looked up at him jumping and laughing.

"What the fuck damn you naruto." i screached at him.

"Wow you still talk like a regular person thats awesome."

"Okay now turn me back before i kill you."

"okay okay dont get you tail in a note."he started to laugh he did the hand sighnes. i looked at my self i was still a cat with black fur and pitch black eyes. "Uh oh okay wait let me try agin."he re did the hand sighns. "Okay dont worry i can get this."

"You better or else i will make your life a liveing hell."

"Hey naruto." Saskura said waving at him.

"oh shit sakura shes going to kill me if she found out the i turned you in to a cat." he picked me up and put me in his poket. i still cant belive i fit i must be a kitten then "NNow shut up and i'll think of a way out of this."

"Hey what the hell did you just tell me to do." he zipped up his pokect so i couldnt jump out.

"Hey naruto wheres sasuke its not like him to be late."

"Oh well hes ummmm sick yeah bad dises yeah coud be out for a day weeks maybe even months."

"What i am not staying a cat for that long." he hit me though his poket. i scratched at it trying to tear it. he hit me again but that just made me claw harder it finally tore i made it big enough to sqeeze my whole body thourg.

"Awww a kitten."sakura picked me up and huged me i scratched at her she droped me i feel to my feety of course."ow fucking cat."

"Oh yeah well you taste like you havnt bathed in like a week."i spit out she looked shocked. naruto then picked me up and hid me behind his back.

"Did it just talk?"

"What yeah its my new ninja cat i'm training her."

"Oh you did not just call me a girl." i hissed at him i jumped out of his hands and on to the ground.

"Oh well whats her name?"

"I'm a guy damn it do i look like a girl?"

"Well i just thought that you were he called you one."

"Because hes an idiot."

"Hey dont call me names dont make me nuder you."i gulped i'm not shur if he was for real so i better do as he says.

"So whats his name?"

"Umm i dont know yet i havent named him."

"why dont you call him bastered?"

"WHY DONT I CALL YOU BIT....." Naruto kickee me i let ou a hiss.

"shush but thats kinda mean sakura dont you think."

"Pft whatever its just a cat."

i know something that will get her really upset. "hey you do know that my real owner is sasuke?"

"You'r a liar sasuke hates cat."

"did you ever even ask him you have no right say was i he likes with out actually knowing it and f.y.i what guy doesnt like girls with long hair."

  "Hey guys.....whats with the black cat?" kakashi asked walking up to me.

"Its sasukes ninja cat i'm watching it cause hes really sick."

"Is this so poor cat its going to die cats dont really like ramen."

"Hey why dont you take care of it kakashi?"

"What me?"

"Yeah it would be perfect i dont really know how to care for animales and sakura and him arnt geting a long so will you."

"I dont know but if it can beat one of my ninja hounds i'll take it."

"Okay ready rie?"

"Are you talking to me?"i asked cause thats a really lame name for me.

"Yes you your names rie now i dont care what sasuke called you."

"god i guess i am." i got on to all four paws and was ready to fight. Kakashi soumound a dog that looked new.

"Okay rie get ready to fight taze 1...2.....3 go"

how the hell are we soupost to figt each other? taze came at me i jumped up to doge it.shit this dogs fast okay hwo am i going to beat this god i got it i'll just out smart him shouldnt be to hard. after fighting i won naturally.

"Okay i'll take him off you hands." he lifted me up by the back of my neck.. i started to squerm "would you stop moving around. It doesnt hurt that much sasuke."

~~to be countinued~~